Dear Chris-Vincent,
You failed to publish my first e-mail with a gobbledygook excuse that my diction was offensive and therefore I should re-write my e-mail in a low tone should I want it published.
Even though I find that hypocritical of you as your choice of words on GC is sometimes worse offensive than what my e-mail carried, I have re-drafted my email to meet your request.
Anyway, this is my edited low tone version and hope you push this one through for me. I have two things to tackle in this mail.