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Comic Relief: Nigeria Responds With ‘Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians ooo’

Thank God We Are Not Nigerians
Thank God We Are Not Nigerians

The comical song from ‘FOKN BOIS’  ‘Thank God We Are Not A Nigerians’ has been causing unwarranted buzz on the blogs and as much as I think the song is simply funny, certain segment of the Nigerian online population seem to find it extensively offensive.

In the light of the above, Nigeria has responded with ‘Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians oo‘ . Check out the two tunes below and be the judge !

Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians ooo

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INML1zEdwK4

Thank God We Are Not A Nigerians

 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfO2JCD6ZM

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Thank God We’re Not Ghanaians oo Lyrics

Can you imagine Ghanains abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there’s going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn’t call the Foka Sibe Boys to order

Which country in the world calls their friends “Charlie” and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o

And you are so laid back, you don’t even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name “Wache” as if we won’t understand…Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways… Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it “Nannawood?” with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth…you can’t even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

And why did Obama come here and didn’t spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boring??? Thank God we are not Ghanaians.
Please if you can’t afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa… Thank God we’re not Ghanaians o

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place…

And as Fela taught, Fefe n’efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend.

Thank God We Are Not A Nigerians Lyrics 

Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

But at least you are better than Liberians
So thank God you’re not a Liberians



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    • @sally, Nigerians celebrities get kidnapped by there own people & There they have the highest rate of deportation in Africa being in foreign soil. AM I LIE?(Yes I Know Its Not Proper English) BUT THANK GOD I’M NOT A NIGERIANS hahahaha THEY SAY GHANA MUST GO WHICH IS IRONIC SINCE WE BOOTED THEM OUT FIRST, SO NOW WE SAY THANK GOD WHERE NOT A NIGERIANS hahaha

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    • @sally, ooohh so it was twi at the end? rotfl pls ABEG if u can’t speak the language make u no fit try speakn am cus u sounded like a DANG fool..jst saying lls

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  1. hahahahhahhah this line got me “Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name “Wache” as if we won’t understand” that line is so funny…now I can freely laugh at “thank God we’re not a nigerians” and not feel gulty anymore lol..ehh GH and naija beef wen will it end oo? It’s all fun and jokes but I hope that’s all it stays at.

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    • oh and the “mtwwwwwwwwwwww” he did at the beginning almost made me cry..I do mtwwwww all the time so it was funny to me . I had to replay it multiple times just to hear that again..hehehehehehhehee

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  2. Well, Well, Well, “fokin boys’ demma own dey beee….Talking about Obama not spending a night in Ghana, atleast he was there, na musu33?not even his shadow went to naija.Meda Nyame asi s33 am not a nigerian, anka sesi3 yefre mi Obaa monday…I guess this song was meant for laughs, and not too personal.

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  3. loooooool…..ajeeeeei. am ghanaian but i think the naija lyrics are funnier than foknbois lyrics. but as long as this is just for fun and no one is thinking about starting a useless war, it’s all good. but on the real tho, thank God i’m not a nigerians. looooooooooool

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  4. Da nigerians guys ar wack. As rappa wen u remix somebody’s song,u av 2 make sure ur bars ar tighter dan da original song,but this isnt so. Comparatively i fink fokn bois av won this battle hands down lyk 6:30 cos da naija guyz cudnt execute da song.they shld go n ask jay z how nas silenced him wit just 1 reply.

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  5. I don’t think any Ghanaian will feel insulted by this. This is actually funny. Nice. Only if Nigerians had the same sense of humor. ANYWAYS. GHANA WILL CONTINUE TO LEAD AFRICA WITH GOOD HEADLINES ON NEWS STATIONS WHILE OTHERS KEEP FIGHTING AND CAUSING HAVOC IN THERE COUNTRIES.

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  6. first of all Thank GOD I’m an African……….. too much was said and I’m still wondering why I’m not getting pissed,maybe it’s cos he was telling the truth……………personally I feel like this is not going to create any tension..Fokn Boyz kept it short and used irony….

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  7. exactly…….and oh, Obama knew he was gonna stay in Gh. for a day…trust me he learnt a lot about ghana within his short stay..Chale,…. Thank God Obama visited Ghana ooo.

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  8. Hahaaa niger people are soo funny, they might have companys in ghana, yes offcourse but its because ghana is a peaceful and friendly country that allows anyone to come and settle and make business. They can claim to be whatever they think they are, yet they can never compete/compare themselves to ghanaians. Ghanaians have class, we’ve got beauty, we are respected whereever we go, we are unique among all other African countries, our way of dressing, types of food we eat, our attitude towards stranger, people feels safe and good to walk with us “ukno why? cos we are not as thiefs as…”etc. these niger people knows it themselve but just don’t wanna admit. I believe the ghana version was made for niger people to change their stinking attitude cos they are a disgrace to MOTHER AFRICA. Using fake documents to still from borough/councils in uk, always making themselves as if they are on top of the world yet they’ve got nuffin, 9 out of 10 niger people if they are not thiefs, they stinks aaad33nnnn. moho scent no agye b3biaa….Mcheeeeewwww

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      • @jill, THANK YOU! FINALLY HALLELUJAH…SOMEBODY, ONE PERSON FINALLY GETS THE POINTS. SO FAR ONLY SENSIBLE COMMENT WORTH READING AND REPLYING TO. MY MAN IS FROM GHANA AND I’LL JUST PERPLEXED BY ALL THIS TO BE QUITE HONEST. NICE ONE JILL

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  9. this song is hilarious..its more of a funny thing than a diss
    please if u want to diss choose ur wrds WISELY…and btw why did it have to be an unknown artist  SMH!!

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  10. First of all the F-ing boys name suit them really well. why will they sing a song thanking God about not being Nigerian or Liberian. What if some one sang a song saying thank God we are not Ghanaian First. i bet all Ghanaian would have taken it pretty hard. But still the Nigerian song is crap.

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  11. LMAO!!!!!! …The Nigerian guy kept saying Chale lol he needs to go back to naija and the Ghanaian ,oh my ppl what is we are not a Nigerian lol!!!!! Funny stuff though,these two countries are always playing the love and hate game…Always dissing themselves…………..Ghana won this one straight up!

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  12. hahahahahahah, and i quote “And you are so laid back, you don’t even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever”…y would i want to invest my company or bank in corrrupted, 419 and unstable country lyk nigeria. all d companies mentioned above invest in gh bcus its a peaceful country. even ur actors are been kidnapped, r u ppls serious? charlie tank God im not a nigerian.

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  13. GHANA- NIGERIA WE ARE ONE IN AFRICA AND ONE PEOPLE WE HAVE TO MOVE ON AND STOP THIS CHILDISH THINGS WE SAY ABOUT EACH OTHER. THANK GOD WE ARE NOT NIGERIANS, THANK GOD WE ARE NOT GHANAIANS IS STUPID, AM GHANAIAN AND I HOPE WE NEED PEACE IN OUR COUNTRIES I HOPE THE LEADERS ARE HEARING THIS AND I HOPE THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WE ALL HAVE DREAM AND FUTURE AND WE NEED TO ACHIEVE ITDONE SAYING UNRE ASONABLE THINGS THANK GOD PEACE WILL BE AMONG US AMEN. AM BRIGHT GOD BLESS AFRICA GOD BLESS GHANA AND NIGERIA THANKS.

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  14. pls in whatever you say dont talk ill of 9ja cos on the scale of music we are not on the same mark 9ja rules africa’s music industry how many gha*** artist have really made it big even nollywood is way up while gh crawls behind.talk of national achievement 9ja still rules. yes obama came to ghana but its no big deal.even queen elizabeth have been to 9ja and u fail to realise that 9ja is the most important nation to the us cos we are their largest business partner in africa.9ja rules.

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  15. I really luv this love and hate game between ghana and nigeria.this nigeria version is so funny.but i however dont understand why he did mention ecobank? ecobank is a pan african bank not a nigerian bank. Also him saying our kings and chiefs been carried in palaquins presuming they cannot afford expensive cars is totally wrong.it only signifies the rich culture we have unlike them whose chiefs have pot bellies and cant be carried.the cars he mentioned are way too cheap to be compared to his excellency Otumfour’s rolls-royce. lastly, i think he cannot dare compare that cheap nigerian agbada to our rich kente cloth..mtcheeeeeew. THANK GOD I’M NOT A NIGERIAN

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  16. THIS IS IMMITATION ,ANYTHING NIGERIANS WANT TO COPY ! 
    AND THE PROBLEM IS ANY TIME THEY COPY ,THEY COPY IT WRONGLY,
    THE BEAT IS TOO BAD,THE GRAMMER IS NOT NOT AND NOT AT ALL !
     THANK GOD AM NOT A NIGERIAN IS A HIT SONG..

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  17. Nigerians cant even live in their own country for fear of voodoo n kidnap,they always come m buy homes in Ghana for their own safety,thank God am not nigerian ooo,  hahaha

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  18. Damn as a Nigerian am not really feeling the Nigerian version! There is sooo much material he should have worked wiv! lol
    1. Ceo of MTN Ghana and Guiness are Nigerians! Same with the marketing executive at vodaphone!

    2. He should have mention Chatterhouse and how its a Nigerian owned company that organizes any show worth going to in Ghana! And also that MTECH is Nigerian owned

    3. We have got six banks in Ghana (Access, Energy, GTB,UBA, Intercontinental and Zenith)

    4. Nigeria has more domestic airlines flying from Kotoka than Ghana! (Arik, Aero,bellview and air Nigeria are all Nigerian owned).

    5. Nigeria is GH’S biggest foreign investor in Africa and third overall.

    6. Nigeria still supplies Ghana oil on 90 days credit! and even gas atimes

    7. GHANA’S FIRST AND ONLY CINEMA “SILVERBIRD” IS owned by a Nigerian (Ben Murray Bruce)

    8.Frank Rajah and Lancelot Imasuen direct the bulk of Ghollywood films and they are Nigerian!

    9. GLO A Nigerian company sponsors your National team and even your local football league!

    10. Nigeria has 9 insurance companies in Ghana including (IGI,IEI,etc).

    We own this bitch!lol….maybe I should do my own version!

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  19. dis really is a true comic relief lmbao.. nigeria have all dis companies in GH cus dey noe dats where the gold is at. THANK GOD AM A GHANAIAN OOO CUS WE DNT ENVY OUR FELLOE AFRICANS WE SUPPORT THEM N WE MAKE PEACE REIGN IN OUR COUNTRY.. GHANA ME DO WO MUUUAHHHHHHHH.

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  20. seriously, who did the nigerian response??? it sucks big tym….he can’t even rap…….it’s very ironic when he talks abt 419…..

    i love FOKN BOIS…dat track is ill….listening to both makes me say Thank God I’m Not a nigerian…hahahahhahahaa……………..

    seriously dis is for fun..it’s unfortunate our neighbours have taken it quite seriously…for crying out loud Mensa is even married to a nigerian so do u think he’ll diss his wifes home country?????not at all…i learnt the song was for the Ghana-Nigeria game which was cancelled.

    lets all have fun and move on as brothers…

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  22. otumfour cruse in Bentley what da fuck dem niccas where talking abt thank God im not a nigerian eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssh

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  23. lol Fokn bois needs to come bck for a second version to berry the guy who did de reply for nigerians haha.thumbs down!!!

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  24. see how we ghanaians have taken this as a joke and having a good laugh about it
    go over to any nigerian blog and even thier words could give you a black eye
    thank God im not angry cox i got a gh spirit in me
    still luv all ma nigerians to bit but they shud seriously learn to chill thier hype like ghanaians 🙂 peace xx

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  25. wow this topic is buzzing. 
    Thank God I am not Nigerian. lol… they’ve had over 10 coups as compared to the 4 we had. 
    Vast oil reserves yet people are still so poor. oh Africa da b3n?

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  26. Logically dis song is divided in to four parts. Comedy, truth, Abuse and yab. well love d song and i pray dis doesn’t cause problem cos only lagosian will overrun the full Ghana. I lyk naija we hate the truth, but bliv me u’ve not yet heard the reply i lyk nigerians we only hear start we don’t hear stop. Thank God am an Africana…..one love

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  27. Hahahaha dis z reali funni.. Thank God am a Ghanaian oo.. D truth is, d naija reply sucks.. I noe dey can b more creative than dat. inspite of all these we alwaes shw luv to one anoda n i hpe it stays dat way. Waitn to hear a beta reply frm ma naija brethren.. Gh reali hit dis 1_
    THANK GOD AM NOT ALATA oo lol

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  28. OMG, their version is so lame, I couldn’t stop laughing. Every single line made me laugh my stomach out. Is this the best they can do? I’m not upset at all. It’s all fun.

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  29. i love fokin bois , niaja plss you can own errthn in gh. but you will still be who you are, thank God am i not a nigerian and you too thank God we let you stay in ghana

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  30. thank, God am not from naija, naija people thank God for a neighbouring country called Ghana……, soo with one accord lets all sing the fokn bois anthem.

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  31. Wen dd we all 4get dat its jus a song……..I’m nigerian nd I admit dat most nigerian hav a bad sense of humor, d song z hilarious nd I tnk dey dd a gud job. So u dnt hv 2 strt listin wayz dat nigeria supercedz ghana……its jus a funny song………nd e Fi dey pain u go sing ur own

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  32. How about you all here ask your nigga Fokn Bois come and play or hold a concert in southern part of Nigeria call Warri or any part of the Coutry? if they really want to start the dissing shit. Let cut it shot and pls you people should come and do shows in our Country and let see if you won’t automatically change your lyric..foolish Ghanians.
    I think you guys can’t appreciate simple things and this is why we drove you out of our country and name you all after a bag ”Ghana Must Go”

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