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ISIS Bans Pigeon Breeding Because Sight Of Bird’s Genitals Is Offensive To Islam

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It’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that these people are madmen but they just find new degrees to take it to every damn day.

The Islamic State has passed a new law, outlawing the breeding of Pigeons in their territories. According to them, the sight of the bird’s genitals as they fly overhead is anti-Islamic, or Haram.

Disregarding the directive and breeding pigeons anyway will attract the penalty of flogging, as well as hefty fines. Current breeders have been one week’s notice to comply or face the law.

The notice in part read…

“The ban is to put a stop to the greater criminal act of harming one’s Muslim and Muslim women neighbours, revealing the pigeon’s genitals and wasting time.

“All those who keep pigeons above the roofs of their houses must stop doing this entirely within a week of the date of the issuing of this statement.

“Whosoever violates it will be subject to consequences of reprimand including a financial fine, imprisonment and flogging.”

Of course, the genitals are only offensive to women. Men are immune from the arousals gotten from pigeon genitalia, LOL.



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