The best conmen use sleight of hand, where they keep their intentions so well hidden by the time they’re gone with your life savings, you are left numb wondering what hit you.

Pastors do not adopt that, they don’t need that. Because in the name of religion they can take your money, and you’ll bring more and keep bringing more without realising the joke’s on you.

There’s a photo surfacing online of a preacher in Abia State, Nigeria, preaching during a service on a Hummer. He’s nicely surrounded by a couple of bodyguards.

Africa, the great continent.

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