An African Woman is Not A Firewood: The Priceless Feeling When You Get Your ‘African Partner’ to Squirt & Get the Bed All Wet, Writes CHRIS-VINCENT

From: BrutallyUncensored.Com

Though a lot of s*xually active men and women consider female orgasm as the peak of s*xual excitement, defining it as “the acme of the s*xual act,” there’s a different untapped layer of super pleasure for women that’s characterised by splashing out a clean ‘colorless’ water, called squirting.


Considering the fact that a lot of women in our African settings have not really even experienced any sort of intense orgasm before, it’s plausible to assume that a good number of our people have not even heard of squirting—or somewhat considers it ‘nasty’ and a ‘s*xual unicorn’

Sexual liberation is at the bottom of our personal development as Africans and this is perhaps so because of this hovering misconception that there’s something fundamentally weird, tacky, ungodly or inappropriate about s*x. And that, knowing your body or what works for you is diabolical, especially when you are a woman.

Prior to writing this piece, I spoke to a female celebrity friend, who postulated that “the problem when it comes to African women and s*xual navigations is entrenched in our upbringing. We are born into a culture where anything s*xual is regarded as some sort of taboo.”

“And women who are s*xually knowledgeable are deemed to be sl*ts or have had multiple s*xual relationships—with men usually asking, how did you get to know all these things if that’s not the case,” she said.

As a Ghanaian man, the above is not alien to me as I have had some of my male friends question how their partners became so s*xually lively with their desire to go beyond the ordinary being treated as whorish—ending with, “they must have been up to a lot before our meeting.”

I have some years back shared in the false idea that a s*xually liberated woman is to some extent “cheap or loose”—this is a widespread concept among Africans, curtailing the willingness and freedom of our African woman to freely explore themselves and consequently, giving us shitty pleasure which we ironically complain about in private.

It’s true that most African men would want to have a freak in bed and a seemingly s*xually novice outside the bedroom to showcase to the world—because the latter mirrors our good definition of decency. However, it’s practically impossible for a man to have a partner who would forever remain s*xually innocent and still be able to satisfy his insatiable, sometimes freaky desires.

That’s the conundrum facing most African relationships, both new and old.

Because of the existing skewed African patriarchal conception that a woman who knows too much in bed has been a subject or victim of multiple “s*xual bouts”, a lot of African women have adopted a cleverly pleasant, albeit self-torturing approach when it comes to s*x. They pretend to know little or nothing, in attempt to escape from being labelled whores thereby holding back on their true freakish desires or limiting themselves to a tiny corner in a s*xual room of endless possibilities.

Sex has long been ensnared in a cage as far as the African is concerned and even those who have obtained society’s express approval to indulge in s*xual acts through marriage are still haunted by the myths of their early and teenage days—where masturbation, a perfectly normal human activity to create s*xual awakening and satisfaction remains the work of an invincible devil.

It wouldn’t be a complete hyperbole to say that, a lot of Africans are trapped in s*xually unfulfilling relationships—simply because we are mostly lying to each other as to what we really want, for fear of being branded the worse. And our women suffer most under this scheme of hypocrisy.

Akosua Abebrese, a writer for GhanaCelebrities.Com and a self-proclaimed s*xual libertarian told me that, almost all her friends have not experienced the holy-grail of squirting before and she blames it on their s*xually enslaved mindset.

She said: “s*xual satisfaction comes from a woman’s ability to be free, knowing that she wouldn’t be judged and her willingness to allow it all wouldn’t be construed to mean anything else inappropriate. When your mind is wondering or locked on the suspicion that even telling your Ghanaian partner were to touch or what gets you there will hurt his idea of you being a good girl, you don’t really get anything worthy out of s*x—except a pile of sweat all over your unsatisfied face.”

If a lot of African women are not able to explore themselves and those who have are unable to share the secret roadmaps with their partners, then how would any sort of deeper satisfaction ever be freely obtained?

Since “common” orgasm remains an idea, probably an illusion of satisfaction many African women have to put forward in order not to hurt their egoistic partners, you can estimate the number of our women who are able to go beyond this into the wonderland of squirting?

Look, it’s that bad. I am talking about a group of women who wouldn’t even make any s*xual noise-“copulatory vocalization” because that will serve as an indication that they are enjoying an act they’ve agreed to be part of—that they ought to enjoy.

Ellen, a friend, recently mentioned that; “she cannot even remember ever getting any good satisfaction from s*x because penetration does not work for her and that’s all her boyfriend goes straight for. Ultimately, it’s the man who gets to cum—while she pretends to have also gotten to her climax.”

A married friend of mine who claims the only route to her climax is licking has been denied this since she became a wife, because her highly religious husband finds going down on her ungodly and a taint of his mouth meant for the proclamation of God’s message. Interestingly, he gladly accepts and cherishes the regular blowjobs she gives out to him.

No matter how sad or selfishness this may sound on the part of the man, that’s to me what a typical s*xual relationship of most Africans look like—at least, from conversations I have had with those brave enough to get into this area of discourse.

Against this background of female pretense, their reluctance to let go and the practice of s*x coming to an end when the man finally shoots out, you can imagine the sort of facial express and inner satisfaction an African woman would have on when she is offered what seems unique, squirting—something beyond “ordinary” orgasm, I mean what most Africans are only aware of because they’ve seen it in a p*rn they cannot even accept they’ve ever watched.

Of course, squirting is perfectly normal—and don’t confuse that with an over packed “wee.” In fact, there are numerous techniques online about how to get a woman to splash that holy water all over your bed, if you like it, all over your face. Toys are known to be great for this magic but Africans and toys is a whole new unpleasant conversation.

If there’s any day you will ever feel like a real man, it’s when you get your African woman to let go, scream her head off and squirt it all out. She will always remember it as a lot of women do not even harbor the idea that they are capable of reaching that s*xual apogee.

The leading act can be monotonous even when you are guided or familiar with the journey but eventually when it splashes, the feeling and aftermath conversations would definitely be priceless.

Remember, an African woman is not a firewood!

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Chris-Vincent Agyapong Febiri, Editor

Chris-Vincent Agyapong Febiri is the Founding Editor of GhanaCelebrities.Com , a Film Critic and a Human Rights Advocate; holds a masters degree in International Human Rights Law (LL.M), holds a degree in Law (LL.B), and he’s currently at Nottingham Law School, studying for his Legal Practice Course (with a second masters degree in Law) to practise as a UK Solicitor--he's a Professional Truth Sayer. He is also the author of the popular eBook “Success is a Right, Not A Privilege.” Contact: Vincent@topvincent.com

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Mike Jack says:

To add to what you have already said : some married men and women act innocent with their partners but are freaks outside their marriages

That seems to be the reason a lot of people cheat--they want a bad girl outside and a good wife at home.

Yeah, culture and our sort of Religion is to be blame. If self exploration is labelled evil and having s*x is bagged as ungodly--despite it being a perfect human desire, you grow up knowing nothing or simply being uncomfortable with it.

Our setting and idea of morals, holiness and all ought to be re-examined.

In fact, s*x is deemed to be dirty such that even if you are fasting or on a serious prayer journey, you are asked not to engage in it--sometimes even for those married.

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I am not sure if there’s a wider sort of difference between Africans on thos issue, depending on where a person live. But then, to some extent, those in cities even have a busy lifestyle that would make it far possible to enjoy or pay attention to regularly intimacy.

With the issue of babies, a lot of Africans I believe are just having s*x for procreation purpses--where here, I am looking at it mainly for pleasure, what seems to be lacking with our people.

Someone contacted me on FB to tell me about how bad her husband is in bed--and how she’s left with pains all the time and nothing to enjoy. She has children with this husband so looking at the children, s*x is happening, but the question is; what kind of s*x are they having?

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Susie White says:

To be honest, I would say that the city dwelling Africans, particularly the educated ones are the ones who are inhibited about bedroom issues. They are the ones who went to boarding schools where they were trained to be ‘ladies’ & ladies apparently shouldn’t be interested in certain things. When you go to the rural areas, most people are less inhibited & women from puberty up will often have had several kids with diverse partners. Culturally, even though most African societies disguise open blunt public conversations about intimate acts, behind closed doors & during puberty rites etc, it was no holds barred. Of course, a few African societies have customs that discourage women from finding pleasure in their intimate relations (like FGM or requirements for women to use herbs so they don’t get ‘wet’). However, many other societies have always had traditional customs that support women finding pleasure. Ages before white people even knew what ‘squirting’ was, societies in Rwanda & Uganda were already practising kachabala & kunyanza which are known to help many women squirt. What’s more, in Ghana & many other places, during puberty & marriage rites, older women would teach younger women how to derive pleasure from s*x. With these customs fading out, we have seen a shift in these attitudes also.

I am not sure if there’s a wider sort of difference between Africans on this issue, depending on where a person lives. But then, to some extent, those in the cities have a busy lifestyle that would make it far possible to enjoy or pay attention to regularly intimacy. So I agree with you on that but to a limited extent.

With the issue of babies, a lot of Africans I believe are just having s*x for procreation purposes--where here, I am looking at it mainly for pleasure, what seems to be lacking with our people.

Someone contacted me on FB to tell me about how bad her husband is in bed--and how she’s left with pains all the time and nothing to enjoy. She has children with this husband so looking at the children, s*x is happening, but the question is; what kind of s*x are they having?

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