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*UPDATED* Why I Will Never Fly KLM Again & You Should Probably Avoid Them Too!

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It is obvious KLM spends more time trying to get customers to become FLY Blue account holders than they actually care about getting you to your destination on time. And if you are unlucky to be delayed by no fault of yours, with KLM to be wholly blamed, expect to be treated like a person who has forfeited all basic passenger rights.

Do they (KLM) understand what is meant by customer service? Even if they don’t, are they not aware they fly human beings who deserve to be treated with dignity and not robots?

Certain Airlines have no regard for customers after they have taken your money (paid for your ticket) and it seems KLM is leading this group of Airlines.

My experience with KLM today which I believe is not an isolated incident due to what I’ve heard from several passengers has ended my ‘not so good but manageable’ relationship with the Airline.

Sometimes, such incidences make you wonder if KLM has an idea about the number of customers they push away.

From today, I can confidently say they’ve lost a loyal customer and if you are lucky enough to be reading this before you become a victim of KLM’s absurd treatment of customers, count yourself lucky and never book them—again.

If you ever decide to fly and the only Airline in operation is KLM,  I think you should at that stage consider using a Canoe, you will probably get to your destination more relaxed, stress free and on time—more importantly, no neatly dressed in Blue staff will talk to you as if you a piece of firewood.

What has killed that lop-sided relationship I had with KLM?

It all started at London Heathrow today where I was due to fly off to Amsterdam via KLM at 11:45am and thereafter to Ghana at 13:05—by connecting to another KLM flight.

As usual, I checked in before 9:30am and waited around for boarding. When the boarding gate of my flight KL1010 was finally opened at 11:15am, we were told we could not board until 11:45—-I later learnt the plane had been delayed.

At 12:00, we were asked to board the flight which should have been in the air by that time as the departure time was 11:45. As usual, they started their gimmick priority boarding…What is the point of this if you cannot even have us board on time and get us to our destinations safe and on time?

At this stage, I began to wonder if KLM was going to be able to deliver on its ticket by successfully connecting us to the KLM flight KL0589 which was departing to Ghana from Amsterdam at 15:05 (UK time 14:05).

This is where they got most of the passengers worried…

Minutes after the plane rolled onto the runway, the pilot announced that he had to pull the plane back to the boarding gate area as a fuel red light is flashing. He quickly added that it will not take long and we will be on our way—yeah right!

After over an hour of being chained to our seats, the pilot once again announced that there is a fuel leakage, the reason for the flashing light. He also stated that, his other tank needs to be filled with fuel to enable us take off as that is empty —and with the other leaking, that is the only way we can fly off.

So KLM was trying to tell us we were not even safe and we were supposed to be calm–the frustration the huge delay brought was ‘killing’ us.

Here, if sitting in a plane with red lights flashing on some dashboard somewhere and leaking fuel tank is not enough to cause you panic, the fact that you were about to miss your connecting flight will probably make you start sweating.

For another hour, we sat in the plane without any information coming to us. Eventually, we were told the refuelling has been done and we were ready to fly off in a slowly leaking plane.

We were leaving London at 15:10 (Amsterdam time), 5 minutes pass the departure time of our connecting flight to Accra.

So we left London to connect to a flight which had already taken off….

When we arrived at Amsterdam Airport—This is when things got REAL messy for us all

Knowing that you’ve missed your flight with limited information as to what to do next coupled with the fact that some of us were flying to Ghana purposely for business meetings the very next day pulled a stress wrinkle on our faces.

Personally, I felt a little better when I got off the plane. More better when I saw a KLM staff who stated they were aware of the delayed and missed flights so we should head to T4 for further information.

Little did I know we were in to be treated like some ‘prisoners’ on their way to Guantanamo Bay—even I think they wouldn’t be treated like we were…Talking to passengers in such situation is the least you can do.

At T4, no KLM staff was ready to say a word to us; they kept asking us to use their machines to reprint new boarding passes for the next day’s flight.

Who cares about boarding pass at this stage when through no fault of his a flight is missed and the next one is 24 hours away?

We had other important needs such as; knowing where we were going to stay, what our entitlements were as passengers, how those without Schengen visas were going to get out of the airport even if a hotel is provided, what is the business excuse for the substantial delay among others…

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How Popular Are Our Ghanaian Celebrities? Let’s End The Delusion!

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Celebrities all over the world have taken a pill of delusion—making them feel they are above certain things, untouchable or possess some sort of inherent superiority.

Most, it is the delusion which fetches them all the troubles they constantly find themselves in with the law, drugs and society…

Narrowing it down to Ghana, it is apparent that most of our Ghanaian Celebrities have taking the obstinate pill of delusion—making them think they are far popular than they are in reality.

And I do not blame them for their delusion; I think it mostly stems from the way and manner we easily give the celebrity cloth to people to wear in Ghana.

In Ghana, everyone on TV is equally a celebrity and the moment the person is tagged as such, he/she thinks the next Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson has arrived—measuring his/her fame beyond the rode.

Recently, I got into a discussion with a certain Ghanaian Celebrity (we call of them so) about why Nigerian TV personality Denrele did not know actress-Lydia Forson when he hosted the Channel O’ News Live in Accra.

According to this female Ghanaian Celebrity, what Denrele did was a total disrespect and Nigerians always do that to bring Ghana down.

I tried to get her to consider this; what if Denrele did not actually know who Lydia Forson is? And as a matter of fact, I will not be shocked if he does not know her and several of our so called celebrities—-because the noise and hype is only in Accra.

Unbelievably, this Ghanaian Celebrity could not make sense of my point, disregarding my assertion that most of these Ghanaian Celebrities are not that popular—beyond the soil of Accra.

I am the Editor of GhanaCelebrities.Com, the biggest and leading Ghanaian Entertainment/Celebrity online media property and yet, I do not know/have not heard of some of the people tagged Ghanaian celebrities—that is a fact…

Frequently, I find myself asking; what does this one too do? And the answer is always the same, he is a TV presenter or he was featured in some non-selling movie. Yet, the person has a celebrity status in Ghana!

I hangout with several Ghanaian Celebrities outside Ghana and to be frank, we all zoom through the crowd without anyone mostly noticing them.

Even if Oprah Winfrey was not known by some folks in Switzerland, what makes our Ghanaian Celebrities think they are so popular beyond measure—and that everyone should know them?

This piece is not to undermine the achievements or status of our Ghanaian Celebrities; I am seeking to establish how popular they really are—from your end…

I have several friends who are Ghanaians and do not know Jackie Appiah, Yvonne Okoro and John Dumelo—-simply because they do not probably watch Ghanaian movies. And if you leave outside Ghana that is the only way you will come across these people.

Equally, if you do not live in Ghana and do not watch any Ghanaian television, you will not know any of the many TV presenters tagged celebrities in Ghana.

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Have Ghanaian Restaurants Heard Of Customer Service At All?

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I always spare the many Ghanaian women selling by the road side when they disregard the all-important ‘concept of customer service’. But if I make an effort to enter a restaurant, I expect to see a little bit of the principles of customer service being put into use…

I will not bother with the several so called ‘High Class’ restaurants in Ghana—-simply because they do not have any to learn from and they’ve no real competitors to keep them on their toes.

From waiters/waitress digging out their noses thinking you aren’t aware while serving your food/drink to paying more attention to the TV on the wall than the paying customer, I’ve come to accept that most Ghanaian Restaurant operators have not heard of customer service at all…

When was the last time you entered a Ghanaian restaurant and received a good customer service which you can even compare to the lousy service they slap our faces with at McDonalds?

I used to wonder why  Ghanaian restaurants in Europe and America do not last—-they pop up and vanish into thin air all the time.  After several visits to various Ghanaian restaurants, I think I know the answer.

Over the last year, I took it upon myself to try dishes from Mexico, Brazil, Turkey, Japan, India, Morocco, Jamaica and Poland. Dinning at restaurants operated by people of these countries confirmed my assertion; Ghanaian restaurant operators have not heard of customer service at all.

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Just As I Landed At The Airport In Ghana, I Was Greeted By Mr. Corruption!

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Maybe I should call it extortion instead of corruption….Whatever it is, Ghana is seriously sick as a country and finding a just man to cure this national canker will forever be difficult as the society and its institutions are inherently corrupt.

You can imagine the despair on my face when I was greeted at the Kotoka International Airport with an open request to pay out to a Customs Officer in uniform and on duty after a long flight from Amsterdam to Accra-Ghana, …

Though this Customs Officer was making a mere request, his posture, uniform and diction pushed it beyond a request—-making the whole atmosphere uncomfortable and daunting for me.

I was struggling to push my 3 bags on one of those Airport trolleys, sweating out of the warm air which had given me the usual Ghanaian welcome when a Customs Officer called me to his corner…

I thought he was going to inspect my bags so I quickly went into my pocket for the little padlock keys.  With an attitude which suggests he is not new to this and has no fear or shame in doing it, he loudly asked; what did you bring for me?

As if he was one of my cousins or there was a way I could have known of his existence, he pushed further by saying ‘anything little will be fine….I can see you are in a hurry so something little and we do not have to go through all the bags’.

At this stage, I felt embarrassed and silly—Do I look like a punk to this man, I asked myself. I guess it was not about how I looked, but the convention in Ghana—-where people in uniforms extort money from those they come in contact with.

In a disappointing voice backed by a head shake, I told him I did not have anything on me for him, and basically ‘all I have in the bags are personal stuff’. But he is free to check them, offering the keys to him….

I am sure he felt disappointed that this punk of a man was a little smarter and there was no way he was going to make any money out of me.

Fortunately for me and unfortunately for another, a certain lady was spotted struggling with her bags too—approaching us.  The disappointed Officer quickly marked my bag with a white chalk and rudely said, you can go now…

I guess he was on a quick move to try it on the innocent lady.

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Corruption In Ghana – It Is Not Going Away Anytime Soon!

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The yet to be released Global Corruption Barometer for 2013 suggests that in Ghana, 54% of the 2000 respondents reported that corruption has increased in the past two years while only 20% reported that corruption has decreased.

Similarly, 64% of the respondents felt that corruption was a very serious problem while 18% felt it was a serious problem, bringing the total to 82% who felt that corruption is a problem. Only 6% felt corruption was not a problem while 12% were undecided.

The report goes on and on in fancy English a laywoman like me and others may find a bit difficult to understand.  At usual, the police force was the head of the corruption gang and the last group – the NGO’s.

Corruption is a complex social, political, and economic phenomenon. It is widespread in Ghana because conditions are ripe for it.

The motivation in the first instance to earn income is extremely strong and coupled with the wide spread poverty, weak legal systems, the absence of the rule of law, low and declining civil service salaries, sky-high youth unemployment and permanent uncertainty about the future, especially a chaotic democratic future, corruption has all the needed roots to yield in Ghana.

Corruption is the language of Ghana, it is spoken and understood by all and sundry. Corruption starts from the petty perks (police, AMA/KMA market collectors) to the almighty mega back pass (civil servants, political bigwigs and school heads).

Simply put, it is always ‘what’s in it for me’. Offering something to gain an illicit advantage and abusing a position of trust to gain an undue advantage is the way of life in Ghana.

First and foremost, the report itself is/was corrupt because I really don’t think people who are at the giving/receiving end of corruption even participated.

I was expecting 85% of respondents reporting an increase. 15% out of the 100% will be babies and kids who have no money to offer to get through life. The group of people, who struggle under the sun to pay more tax in the name of tolls and market whatever – what is the probability that they were involved in this survey (or whatever was done to access those figures)?

Check out these scenarios:

There’re some individuals in higher positions in Ghana, believe it or not, have nothing in their coconut heads. To construct a simple sentence is even a struggle. Do you know why?

When he/she started in life, the only way he climbed on the education ladder in good quality school was through bribery. From basic school through to university or otherwise was achieved through bribery – his/her parents had the money to bribe that headmaster/headmistress through to higher education. Why bother to learn if daddy can see me through education without good grades?

Mind you daddy is also busily collecting the mega bucks in his office, not in salary, but …The child learns that the only way of getting through life is dishing out money and abusing positions of trust to gain an undue advantage.

What is the probability that when he/she is an adult, he/she will encourage her children to study their way through education? The end result, occupying a position he has no clue about because as usual, daddy got him a job through the usual route. The country is at a loss.

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MY EXPERIENCE: Looking For A ‘Free Show’, Cheap Girls & A Dancing Club, Go To The Church

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Gradually, I have lost interest in religion and its cronies such as churches.

Apart from the unsustainability of the arguments for the existence of God and the fact that religion has lost its relevance in contemporary society, its cronies such as churches are not helping in convincing anyone to take the God theory any serious.

Over the weekend, I visited a church for a friend’s wedding and for all the hours I spent in there—I was shocked, bemused and bewildered.

Before I continue with my observation at the church, can I ask why religious people are the most judgmental and seem to also be the most closed minded people on this planet?

My mother and the people that are close to me in life are super religious. Apart from the fact that they are 100% certain that God exists (in the face of all the emerging opposing evidence), they also know what God wants of them in detail—-what to eat, who they should sleep with or not to sleep with and pretty much who may even go to heaven and not.

Despite their many rules which they’ve come to accept as from God, I have no problem with them and see them as mine or human beings first before any other thing. Deep down, I do not give a toss about their beliefs as long as they do not go about forcing them on me and others—-which they can never stop doing.

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