I am somehow excited that the world did not end on 21st May,2011 since we will all be here to continue with GhanaCelebrities.Com. On the other hand, I am a bit disappointed because I saw the ‘Rapture’ as a perfect opportunity to rip-off some Asian Dude by selling my car which I bought a month ago to him.
I was in fact ripped-off on that car deal by an Asian sales woman so I saw the ‘Rapture’ as a perfect time to get them back, sell it to another Asian and fly to Heaven…(Maybe Hell since I was doing a last minute rip-off).
However, Jesus did not come which means I cannot continue with the last minute sale since the buyer can come and find me later. I guess I am stuck with this car for the next 3 years then…
Did you really believe the world was going to end yesterday? I was bombarded with several E-mails and BB messages to the extent that, I began to fall for it. I started thinking about all the people I will miss and those I would have been very glad to be far away from in Heaven.
Contrary to what Harold Camping said, nothing happened when leading time zone countries like New Zealand and Australia passed the deadline for the Apocalypse.
Messages such as “Well we have had the #Rapture going for 50 minutes now. So far it hasn’t interrupted my fish & chips and glass of stout…” were flying on twitter from the above countries after 6pm to let the others know that, they were still safe on earth.
6pm passed in UK and nothing different than the usual happened. I got up early this morning to put my television on to see if anything has gone significantly wrong somewhere and so far, I am yet to see or hear of anything.
So I guess we are all safe here and the ‘Rapture’ has been postponed until further notice. If you are still alive, comment below and let us know you are doing well in whatever country you are residing within… 🙂 🙂 🙂
If you are in Heaven and you have an internet out there, let us know what we are missing.
Though Harold Camping is some 89 year old semi-lunatic, he has been able to fool a lot of people for the 2nd time. He has an empire said to have $18.3 million in donations leading up to the rapture, and also has assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks.
He spent large sum of his money buying billboard spaces and printing millions of pamphlets to warn the world that the end is here, resulting in his followers making some unbelievable moves like selling all of their properties, ditching their families and relationships and spending their own money to help with the campaign. What happens to them now?
Reports have it that some of Camping’s followers were still holding on their belief late yesterday and were patiently waiting for the ‘Rapture’ while others were a lil confused. Check out what some of them said according to Huffingtonpost.
Marie Exley helped put up billboards in Israel, Jordan, and Lebanon, and still had hope early Saturday that some rapture sign would occur:
“Some people were saying it was going to be an earthquake at that specific time in New Zealand and be a rolling judgment, but God is keeping us in our place and saying you may know the day but you don’t know the hour. The day is not over, it’s just the morning, and we have to endure until the end.”
Keith Bauer quit his job, piled his family into their mini-van and drove 3,000 miles to California for the rapture:
“I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God.[…]I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth.[…][If I] worked last week, I wouldn’t have gotten paid anyway, if the Rapture did happen.”
Robert Fitzpatrick, who spent $140,000 (almost his entire life savings) to buy advertising on 1,000 buses and subways to warn others of the end of the world, said:
“I can’t tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven’t understood it correctly because we’re still here.”
An intelligent old man with stupid followers.
I know. Some people are dumb. I think this guy is schezophrenic or something. That also goes on to show that him and his followers don’ t read the bible well. the Son of God (Jesus) Himself does not know when he is coming. Peple are just dumb
Harold Camping refers to Jesus coming as “a thief in the night”. The only thief is Harold Camping who preys upon the mentally ill that gullibly follow him and give him billions of dollars (he’s worth over 70 billion) with the thought that they will be able to buy their way into heaven. What a joke!
New rule: if you predict the end of the world and it doesn’t happen…you should be denied gravity he deserve to be slapped
@chris, massa your funny its good you didn’t try to rip off some asian dude
word.
This guy should be sued for fraud, embezzlement, exploitation and basically anything that can be thrown at him. Talk about preying upon the weak minded. Non-profit organisation? Really? more like non-prophet!
p.s.
Fortunately Heaven has kick ass WiFi support, so my laptop still works. The Starbucks is a bit poor, though.
Enjoy your Great Tribulation, suckers!
It’s inconceivable that God would end the world before the champions league final.
Hahhahaha loool I co-sign to that
By the way Chris, whom wud u av sold ya car 2 nd wat wud u av used the moni 4 if there had been rapture?……
Well perhaps we r “RAPTURE REJECTS”????? haha
Jesus is
comming very soon,
REPENT NOW. Do not worry
about when Jesus will come,but
about when u will die. Because
Jesus may come in 3030 but u can
die within the next seconds,after
which there is no repentance.
REMEMBER Jesus will come & the
dead will also rise 4
judgement.MAKE PROPER USE OF
THE LITTLE TIME U’VE ON EARTH
& HEAVEN SHALL YOUR
DESTINTION.
@kluivert, well said
I’m very happy Jesus didn’t return so ppl will clearly know that Camping is the latest false prophet in town..I’m sure he’s in his room doing the arithmetric well to come up wit another date ba some1 like me wil neva believe him cos such ppl allowed to come to fulfill de scripture abt “false prophets n false christs”..ders no doubt dat de end here ba none knows the day n de hours..I pity told who had quit theirs jobs,spent all their money,sold their house n living de last mintue hour..those who cussed their bosses too r very usesless thinkin der ain’t gonna b a peaceful Monday..now de unemployment rates ve increased severely n dey gon start blaming Obama for bad leadership..dats just insane..Camping is 89 n seriously he has nothing to loose..
He is a failure. How can you call yourself a prophet of God and not believe his word? For it says that no one knows the time i will come, not even the angels in heaven nor the son. What makes you a human being on this earth to think you know when he will come. That Camping guy should stay in his house with his wife and never come outside. He deserves to be kicked but I pity him cuz he’s 89 and 89, i think he has lost his sense of mind.
Oh you can say that again. I heard this is the 2nd prediction. And you know what the media has the habbit of entertaining stupid news. This guy has fool all his beleivers, well they are also fools. Maybe he was excited and forgot to read the last chapter of Jeremiah. Thats where he calculated his brains off
I am just gonna say i never lost sleep over this, becos people dont read their bible and believe in man, harold camping is an epic fail, i wonder what hes going to say about this, brainwashing his followers to the point where some took out all their life savings, smfh.
Some BULL. People are raptured everyday, it’s called death. Enjoy life, this is what we know. Anything beyond this is a mystery. I am no detective so I will leave the mystery alone. Live, Laugh, Love and have sex. Peace GC.
@Kr, my sister is that you making that quote “live, laugh,love and have SEX hahahah nice one sis
lol. You know how it is. Hehehe
Pure madness.I wonder how these guys read the Bible