Victoria Hammah’s Police Arrest of Boyfriend Case | I Think I Know What MUST Have Happened

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Victoria Hammah
Victoria Hammah

Hello Chris-Vincent,

So I didn’t know you have some sort of family connection with Victoriah Duna Hammah until I read the latest news on our former deputy Minister this morning on your blog, GhanaCelebrities.Com.

Can I ask a silly question? What is the weight of the Victoriah Hammah duna in kilograms? You may need Albert Einstein to do this complex calculation.

Anyway, so according to what I read, Victoria Hammah got her boyfriend arrest early morning at around 7:45 am on Wednesday September 10, 2014 and her initial complaint was that the boyfriend had beaten her over a disagreement with certain details of their s*xual adventure.

So when the police went for the boyfriend’s statement, the report says the guy stated they had a disagreement over something Victoria Hammah wanted him to do s*xually which he didn’t or couldn’t do…right?

Since I am good at solving the puzzles with my recent work being why men are idiots, let me tell you what I believe happened at the morning between Victoria Hammah and her boyfriend which got her upset and led to the arrest of her poor boyfriend.

It is not possible to go anywhere from the back of Victoria Hammah and I think we will all agree on this. It is like hitting your head against a thick wall, hoping to find yourself at the other side of the wall.

But as a woman, she has heard a lot about the bend over and take the back shots so she has been for many months asking her boyfriend to give that treat, I think.

When the guy asked for some money to buy cans of red bull for the needed energy to make the hard knock possible, she gladly paid. This was necessary because a thick wall was going to be penetrated.

Unfortunately, Mr. man could not deliver on his promise after Victoria Hammah held the wall facing him for an hour. He could not get anywhere as the big backside just stood in front of him like a mountain—Kilimanjaro type.

After almost an hour of no success with getting through the thick wall, he gave up and that is when the fight started. Even if I was Victoria, I would be upset too and report the guy’s damn butt to the police. Who does that? Nonsense…Try hard next time.

Ghana Police did well with this case by amicably settling things and I believe they gave them other options that they’ve never considered.

So now you know what really happened. The Puzzle has been once again solved by Akos, the late night gossip. And to those Ghanaian men who love big butts, better learn your lesson from this.

From: Akos aka the late night gossip/ Accra

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Chris-Vincent Agyapong Febiri, Founding Editor
Chris-Vincent Agyapong Febiri is the Founding Editor of GhanaCelebrities.Com and AfricaCelebrities.Com a Film Critic and a Human Rights Advocate; he holds 2 masters degrees in Law; International Human Rights Law (LL.M) and Legal Practice Course (LL.M) from University of Leicester and Nottingham Law School--and also a degree in Law (LL.B) from University of East London. He's a Professional Truth Sayer and he is the author of the popular eBook “Success is a Right, Not A Privilege.” He currently works at Adukus Solicitors in London--where he uses his legal brains to kick real ass, for the good of clients and humanity. Contact: [email protected]