There are two ways to get rich quick in Africa without having to work your butt off; you become a politician or you become a pastor, either route would get you sitting in a pile of free money quicker than you have ever imagined.
The first route, despicable as it might be, is more conventional. Politics have been the domain of societal elite for a long time, dating all the way back to those scholars in ancient Greece who somehow pioneered the concept of democracy we have all become saddled with this day.
It is expected of the politician, to be rich and to an extent to be corrupt; anyone who makes their living talking people into things they would otherwise not do is seen that way, writes Godwin Nii-Armah Okine on BrutallyUncensored.Com.
But the issue is with recent times pastors in Africa who have joined this bandwagon, and what was in the past the domain of the politician is now being shared equally with a new breed of ‘Men of God’ who are more politician than religious leader.
You know the type; they often turn up to church dressed as if for a ball, they spend non-working hours sometimes covered in bling like a hip hop star, they perform signs and wonders every Sunday, and charge through the roof for consultation, healing artefacts like holy water and handkerchiefs and the like.
This is the new age pastor, and the continent is full of them now. Nobody knows when or how they got their ‘calling’; seemingly all you need is to gather a few friends around you, find a building to start your church, and get that first batch of gullible followers who would grow your church exponentially for you.
This kind of pastor also never moves around without an entourage.
Fundraising is a very common sight in the church, as are ‘fire sales’ for the otherwise ordinary looking products which have been somehow infused with supernatural powers. These are supposed to help you in anything from recovering from an ailment to landing your dream job or spouse.
Offertory time is a big deal in these churches, and is often arranged in a way to encourage competition, such as via day or month of birth. Church members enthusiastically participate, eager to make sure their day or month triumphs because it would bring them what, exactly?
Often the second in command of these churches is a close friend and confidante of the head pastor, one smooth talking individual who sometimes has even more presence than the pastor himself. This one is often heavily involved in any event organised by the church, keeping the mysterious aura around the pastor by making him make as little appearances as person.
The charisma of the second in command ensures the congregation is kept enthralled despite the absence of the pastor at many events.
Prophecies, miracles, and deliverance are very common place in this church. Often after every service there is a full hour, sometimes more dedicated to this time of extremely well choreographed theatre. People get healed miraculously; others writhe around on the ground and confess their grandiose sins against the lord, whilst most others are told about what would happen in their lives ranging from any time period between a day and a year.
Getting face time with this pastor is a task on its own worthy of a CIA black op. Intense negotiations has to be undergone with the second in command to find any free time for you to be slotted in, but that’s for those who have the presence of mind not to charge anything to meet members of their own flock.
For the others, it’s as easy as raising whatever price has been placed on ‘consultations’ with this modern day Jesus Christ.
It is a whole industry, well choreographed and brilliantly executed that leads the masterminds to riches as sure as night follows day. The pastor often turns up to service opulently dressed, his vice-president just a little less so; the spotlight must always be on the top dog.
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