Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, they always tell us; we might wanna update that saying.

A German divorcee followed his divorce arrangement requiring him to give his ex half their possessions a little too literally, giving her exactly half of everything.

He posted a video on YouTube, showing him cutting everything in half. He sent the half to his ex, and put his half on ebay to sell- though who he expects to buy half a flat screen or car he does not say.

The video, captioned in German, translates to him saying “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura! You’ve really earned half”

Maybe lawyers need to check their wording next time.

https://m.youtube.comwatch?v=ZHLg_9DGbSg&