Note: This story comes off as one of the many internet satires—for the reason that, we couldn’t trace the actual source except that it’s in circulation.

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has asked for President Obama’s hand in marriage.

Amidst debate on US legalization of gay marriage, the despotic leader who has ruled his country for more than 30 years has thrown in his two cents.

In a radio interview on Saturday, Mugabe, 91, derided and criticized Obama and the US government for legalizing same-sex marriage.

“I’ve just concluded since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people and enjoys an attractive countenance thus if it becomes necessary , I shall travel to Washington, D.C., get down on my knee , and ask his [Obama’s] hand,” he said. “I can’t understand how this people dare to defy Christ’s explicit orders as our Lord prohibited mankind from sodomy.”

SMH I don’t understand why African’s are going nuts over a decision US court has taken. Why don’t we just mind our own damn business? We have a whole lot of loads on our neck yet we are thinking about the western world and their decisions.