FIFA President Sepp Blatter is in the midst of a corruption scandal like he’s never had to contend with, and whilst he’s agreed to eventually step down, he’s still maintaining that he has nothing to do with the corrupt practices.

Blatter wants us to believe that he’s headed an organisation for close to two decades, which is being investigated for charges that run even further back, that all his top cronies have been indicted; but he was blissfully oblivious to all that.

Not just that, the FIFA boss believes that he would definitely go to heaven, and that anyone who calls him corrupt should be jailed.

He spoke to a German magazine Bunte, translation by The Guardian:

“I have a clean conscience,” he began.

“If somebody accuses me of being corrupt, I ask him whether he knows the meaning of that word. Whoever calls me corrupt will have to prove it, but nobody can prove that because I am not corrupt.

“I am open to correct or positive criticism. I can use that to reconsider if I need to change in the future. But if anybody calls me corrupt because FIFA is corrupt, I can only shake my head. Everybody who says something like that should go to jail.

“My faith has given me strength during the last week. I am a religious person and pray, too. I own a golden cross that has been blessed by Pope Francis. I believe I will go to heaven one day. But I believe there is no hell. I disagree with the pope on that.”

I actually agree with him- the kind of person he is, he’ll fit right in with the brutal God Yahweh.