Shaggy Says His Music is ‘So Emotional’ ISIS Would Stop Beheading People If They Listened To It + Giving ISIS Some Weed Will Help

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Shaggy
Shaggy

ISIS continues to behead people, causing atrocities in Iraq and several parts of the world—but as the world struggle to destroy the armies of the ISIS, we seem to have forgotten that one person who can easily end it all for us, just with his music.

Shaggy of Mr Boombastic fame has shared his own personal thoughts on how we could stop ISIS for good.

This seems like a good come back stunt for Shaggy…

Speaking to the Miami New Times, Shaggy said his plan to end ISIS would involve strategically piping his music into Isis base camps (somehow) so that the terrorists could connect with his music on an emotional level.

“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick,” mused Shaggy. “But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.”

He added that, if ISIS begins to listen to his music – such as his new tune “Go F**k Yourself” – they might quit terrorism all together.

“There’s two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re f***ing high,” he explains.

Shaggy also says, giving ISIS some weed may help—is that not more dangerous?

His reason is; “High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it among Isis. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.”

Shaggy, real name Orville Richard Burell, actually has a military background – he enlisted in the US Marine Corps and worked as a field artillery cannon crewman. He even served in the Gulf War.

However, his strategy sounds like a big mess which will end up killing all of us, especially the weed part…