WTF?: Man Posts Photo Of Wife And Side Chick On Social Media And Calls For Them To ‘Get Along’ – Douchebag Wants To Have His Cake And Eat It Too

A man from Houston, Texas, Lonnie Turner, is grabbing all the headlines for a bold move he made on Facebook regarding his wife and mistress.
Most people do their best to hide their illicit affairs, but Turner, in a bid to become the world’s foremost main and side chick uniter, wants the two to get along so he can enjoy both of them as compensation for the very hard work he does in his life.
WTF?????
Beside a photo of the two women, Turner wrote on Facebook…
“These two better learn to get along. I work extremely hard, and I think I deserve to have everything my little heart desires. Why have a cake & can’t eat it??? I want multiple cakes‼️ #Wife #Chic #BestOfBothWorlds ?”
Turner and his wife Tammy have three children together, yet he wants her to happily accept a side chick into their life so he can be happy.
The outrage that has met the post, which he made last month, has been deafening. Turner, who reportedly praises his wife constantly on Facebook, seems unperturbed.
If the Muslims can do it, why not the Christians too? Maybe that’s his reasoning? Jacob had four chicks after all, and Solomon, don’t get me started on Solomon.
Maybe Turner does have a point after all.