Lie #1 Animals talk

We all know animals do not talk, at least not in the way we do as human beings. They communicate alright, but they don’t talk as human beings do, which is exactly what the Bible said they did.
The entire story begins with a talking snake deceiving a woman to eat an apple, which happens on the watch of a supposedly omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient God. Forgetting about the logical impossibility of how such a God with all these attributes could be outwitted, talking animals is the preserve of fairy tales, and if we all agree the Bible is a fairy tale then we can all move on. But if we continue to claim it’s a true account of the history of the world then I’ll tell you that is a BALD FACED LIE.