Moaning During S*x Is Criminal And Should Be Stopped — Maurice Ampaw

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Declared Presidential candidate for the 2024 elections, Lawyer Maurice Ampaw, is giving us a sneak peek into the kind of country he might run if he ever became President.
Ampaw is well known to be a strict authoritarian on s*x issues and one case in point is comments he’s just made about moaning during the act.
According to Ampaw, moaning and making noise during s*x is a crime as it’s causing a public nuisance.
Ampaw told Lexis Bill on Joy FM:
“Why is it that you are having sex and I cannot sleep? In a compound house, they are having sex with you and everybody cannot sleep, you are infringing upon their rights to privacy and you are committing a crime and a wrong to them because you are committing what we call sexual nuisance,” he said.
“Everything that makes noise, everything that makes you uncomfortable is a nuisance. There are some girls when they are having sex and you are passing on the streets, you will hear them moaning and screaming.
“If you are enjoying, enjoy but don’t come and infringe on [my rights]…We must put a stop to it,” he added.
Ampaw also blasted men who do the same thing whilst having s*x, saying they are worse than animals who are even able to control themselves whilst having s*x.
Ampaw also emphatically told Lexis that he would run for President in 2024.

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