We are in the age of marriages— every Saturday comes with a bride throwing her bouquet up another hopefully wishing she catches it and getting married in the shortest possible time.
Marriage is beautiful and the rate at which people are on the edge to get married can confuse you to think all married people are indeed happy with their better halves.
That actually may not be the case but we have a lot of married people seeking comfort or whatever that makes them cheat in other women— the birth of side chics.
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Loud-mouthed lawyer and author Reno Omokri says if you are a man and you desire to shorten your life, get yourself married and have a side chick. That is all it takes.
He argues that one woman is too much to deal with in so many ways and cannot imagine having to deal with another.
He Tweeted:
Dear men
If you want to shorten your lifespan on earth, the fastest way to do it is to have a wife and a side chick. One woman is enough trouble, not to talk of 2. You may think the side chick is perfect. Move in with her and you will start seeing her imperfections #RenosNuggets
— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) June 1, 2018