If You're Not Comfortable Enough To Fart Around Your Partner Your Relationship Won't Last — Relationship Counsellor

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Farting around your partner is a good indicator that your relationship is on a solid footing, according to a relationship expert.
According to Dr. Duah Danso of Valley View University Hospital, hiding your farts from your partner shows your relationship is not developed enough and thus is in serious trouble.
Speaking with Adom TV, he argued that the length to which you hold a fart in your partner’s presence would determine the longevity of your relationship.
“If you not comfortable enough to fart around your partner, your relationship won’t last. The longer you hold your buttocks from releasing gas will determine the longevity of your relationship” he said.
He added that being able to inhale your partner’s fart indicates the familiarity you have built and therefore underpins the strength of your relationship.

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