What About Elves Giving You That Multiple ORG*SM?


A book titled Please YoursELF by one Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdottir who claims she loves to enjoy s3x with elves because it is boring to make love with human being— bestiality at play here.

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According to her, she gets multiple orgasms with elves, adding that they have “glittery” sperm which is “very flexible”. In an interview with the Vice, she said;

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“Sex with humans is boring. Elves sort of know what you want in bed. They don’t need to ask what you want, they can read your mind and maybe even know better of what you want than you do which is very incredible. They are very flexible so can use potions which would not be possible as human beings.”

She says with elves, size is irrelevant.



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