A married British man has found himself in some hot water after he returned from a ‘business trip’ to Italy with the coronavirus!
The gentleman in question told his wife he was going on a business trip in the country but then secretly flew to Italy to enjoy some quality time with his mistress.
Whilst there, the coronavirus panic started and Italy, which has been one of the worst affected countries, was placed on lockdown.
Luckily for him he was able to catch a flight back to the UK before Italy was locked down, but he returned showing symptoms for the coronavirus.
He was quarantined and tested positive and is now receiving treatment, whilst his wife has also been instructed to self-quarantine herself at home.
For now his wife does not know that he was in Italy and contracted the virus there – but how long can he keep his secret?
A source told UK tabloid the Sun: “His case would be funny if it wasn’t quite so serious. The man confessed what he’d been up to in Italy, and that his wife has no idea. She thinks he just picked up the disease on his business trip away.
“Although the patient admitted to medics what had happened, he said nothing would persuade him to name his mistress…He thought he had the perfect alibi to carry out his affair, but hadn’t reckoned on the coronavirus meltdown. The patient is just relieved he got home before flights were cancelled – that would have taken some explaining.
“He’s in a blind panic, but more about his adultery being exposed rather than his health.”
Sometimes you think you have the perfect opportunity then life kicks you in the nuts.
It’s just how it is…
This post was published on March 17, 2020 7:34 PM