Afia Schwarzenegger decided to be the comedian she is and woke up to accuse herself of a number of things. She just never knows when to stop and will always seek deferent avenues for relevance.
Today she chose to accuse herself of a host of things as her new relevance agenda. She started by saying some people may be new to social media and they do not know her so she will like to introduce herself to them.
She called herself the mother of all s*x workers and fraudsters. She also identified herself with the LGBTQ+ community and called herself their head.
She took it to killing accusations and mentioned that she killed former Presidents Atta Mills, Jerry John Rawlings and Kwame Nkrumah. She must have had her coffee strongly mixed this morning because she is obviously too excited than a normal person.
After she made these claims she was so happy and got carried away so much that she included Theodosia Oko and Otumfuo’s mum as part of the people she killed. She was proudly claiming that she is responsible for the mortuaries being full.
She took it to the president and said she was the one who told him to use the “All die be die” phrase. Former President Mahama was not left out as she claimed she let him say he was a dead goat.
She ended by calling herself a bad person and that is the reason why she can’t keep friends. Afia Schwarzenegger definitely woke up on a very hyper side of the bed this morning. If there is perhaps a drug in the market that makes her this happy, we would say she should tell us to stay away because obviously this is to the extreme and we hope she is happy with herself behind closed doors.
Watch her confessional here: