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A Skimpy Harlot Deserted in the Mountains—Efya’s New Photoshoot

Each and every day we wake up to new photoshoots, by one of our celebrities—and they are always ridiculous. You can easily confuse our so-called celebrities’ for proud harlots because of their strange obsession with insane poses, knee length boots and lewd images. The latest to give us a dose of whatever you want to … Read more

Moesha Budoung's Obsession With Thick-Clayed Makeup Is "Incredibly Insane"–A Proof That Everything About Her Is Artificial Including Her Huge A$$ (PHOTO)


Putting on thick-clayed makeup is now the way to go for most of the Ghanaian female celebrities–obviously to look beautiful and ‘perfect as Editor of Ghanacelebrities.com, Chris-Vincent puts it.
Ghanaian professional s*x worker, Moesha Budoung’s obsession with thick-clayed makeup is incredibly insane–of course, that’s what her ‘customers’ want and putting it on arguments her ‘ashawo’ business.

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Struggling Musician-Petrah’s KVIP Pose is the New Definition of Sexy

Despite the fact that I love my writing job, being the Founding Editor of GhanaCelebrities.Com has its own hazards—and it includes being bombarded with ridiculous photos like these of Petrah, being peddled as sexy to you for publication. My E-mail beeped, and when I opened it, a message accompanying these photos from the PR folks … Read more

Too Fake…Too Much Photoshop–Benedicta Gafah Wants to LIE To You That She Looks This Banging

Ghanaian Z list actress-Benedicta Gafah wants to lie you–with an overly photoshopped photo of herself in a swimwear–that she’s this hot and banging. The actress that we’ve never seen in any movie just shared a photo of herself on Instagram, all faked up. Probably market has been slow and she intends to fetch new interested … Read more

Absolute Meanness: Kaakie Proudly Returns to Music with Nothing More Than Her Deflated Bum—And What Are We to Do with It?

Kaakie

A few years ago, Kaakie was a promising Ghanaian dancehall artist and even though she was mostly dishing out fake patio, that was nothing new—as Stonebwoy, Shatta Wale and all the Ghanaian dancehall and reggae artists have that deficiency.
She seemed determined, focused and full of energy.
But she soon bought into the century-old yet unstable ploy, “Sex Sells” and her music videos and public appearances turned into mini porn shows and bikini shoots.
That somewhat became a distraction, leading to poor quality music, despite racking in unnecessary attention.
Kaakie

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Absolute Meanness: Ghanaian Pastors Will Continue to F*ck And Sexually Abuse These Female Church Members–Because They Are Inherently STUPID

Mzbel’s story on GhanaCelebrities.Com

Ghanaian women will always be sexually molested or abused by these so called men of God–because most of them are inherently STUPID.

 
ICGC and the other churches are all the same, mostly with a leadership of men preying on desperate stupid girls, church members.
 
A confused failed man suddenly becomes a pastor, and he is revered with what he does not deserve.
 
Whatever he says literally becomes the truth–and these ladies wearing mini-skirts and African prints, claiming they go to modern churches become their daily prostitutes.
 
They should continue to chop all of you. The most pathetic thing is, on Sunday you will see them all trooping there and shouting in a language no one understands.
 
Some of you are a disgrace to reason!

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Abena Nny3 Writes for Absolute Meanness: As A Woman Princess Shyngle Makes Me Cry—She Better Be Good At Sucking D*cks

Princess Shingle, I suppose the name is Curvy, Voluptuous, Terrifyingly small waist and skin as dark and smooth as Brazilian coffee. Her face though, not my favorite. What does Princess Shingle do? Hmmm….honestly, I don’t know. The internet gets flooded with half naked pictures of this lady pretty much every month, and for what? Fame … Read more

Absolute Meanness: These Videos Show That Shatta Wale Does Not Respect His Wife & Everyone Else Can Equally Disrespect Her in Any Manner Possible

Shatta Wale

You can erect whatever insane argument on the back of showbiz to try and justify this pathetic exhibit of Shatta Wale, which we believe is grounded in absolute contempt of his marriage to Shatta Mitchy.

How you treat your wife outside the house is how others will treat her–and if you talk crap to her or behave in such a grossly disrespectful and offensive manner, do not expect anyone, especially your rivals to treat her with any dose of respect.

Must a married man who respects his wife, proudly record himself not only splashing cash on the asses of whores but also be spanking them?

If you are a decent woman, would you accept your husband doing this in front of the cameras–on the back of the argument that he’s an artist?

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Absolute Meanness – What Sister Derby Did To Medikal Is Exactly What MzBel Did To Mahama

Medikal and Sister Derby

Not everything that glitters is gold – in reality this is shown by MzBel, who has a glowing complexion but it’s actually total darkness that has been bleached. This philosophy should well inform you that despite Deborah Vanessa’s fleekness, she’s darkness in Medikal’s life and this is why.

Medikal has built a monumental rap rhymes infrastructure that from Circle to Ridge is very visible to all, but that only translated into a whooping loss of picking zero awards from his 7 nominations. In Charlotte Osei’s terms Medikal scored 44.4% from the 2017 VGMAs just like Mahama in the 2016 elections.

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Absolute Meanness: The Typical Life of A Female Ghanaian Celebrity–Selly Galley in Focus

Selly Galley

These girls will kill themselves out of pressure that does not bring them any money.

That’s Selly Galley–and what she wore to the 2017 VGMA.

Let’s assume it cost her 5000 GHS.

Ghana Movie Awards will come, she will spend another 5000 GHS.

4Syte Video Awards will come, she will spend yet another 5000 GHS.

Ovation Carol Night will come, she will spend another 5000 GHS.

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Absolute Meanness: A Female Ghanaian Celebrity Will One Day Pass Out & Maybe Die From Red Carpet Dress Suffocation–These Photos Confirm That!

I left Ghana a few days ago and the heat is as usual painful, therefore, I ask myself, how do people like this contain the heat with their sort of event dressing?

One day, someone will pass out and die–mark this on the wall.

And Zynel Zuh and the rest sit on Instagram every day watching Hollywood stars like Lady GAGA pull that nonsense off, so they too are given Ghanaians their own version.

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Absolute Meanness: How is Sister Derby Able to Date A Rapper Who Got 7 Nominations At the VGMAs But Won Nothing?

Medikal and Sister Derby

Deborah Vanessa, the woman who does almost everything and calls herself Sister Derby was reported to have said she cannot date a man who takes 800 GHS a month–despite Sister Derby herself not being employed.

She later came out to say she was misquoted in that particular interview, though a lot of people still think she is full of trash.

In light of the above and of the fact that Sister Derby’s boyfriend-Medikal who received 7 VGMAs nominations failed to win even a broken plaque, a Ghanaian facebooker has gone for Deborah’s head–asking, how is she also able to date a musician like Medikal.

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