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PYPER-PEBBLES Writes: Bad S£x Is A Waste Of Sin, No One Deserves A Night Of Awkward Movements, Sloppy Ki$$es And Ultimately Disappointing S£x

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blankIf there is any other thing that feels better than orgasm, it probably would be laughter and that is even debatable. I will leave those who are still insistent on the “relationships do not thrive on s*x” to put this card on the same table with the Tv license saga because both are arguments I can bet my last farting on that I won’t win.
Truth be told, bad s*x is a waste of sin. I mean why waste so much time in an unorchestrated sweaty encounter with one dude whose only mission is to pull down his boxer shorts, slide in, hump and jerk off like a drilling machine.?

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15k For An Hour, Additional 5k For PDA Excluding Kisses Are The Prices For Being A "Pretend Girlfriend" According To This Twitter Lady

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A Nigerian Twitter User says she is available to be a “Pretend Girlfriend” and she has her price list out. The prices which range from 15k to 30k and comes with special exclusives has got twitter fans asking questions.
According to the lady with the handle Treasure, it will cost one 15k for an hour, additional 5k for PDA excluding kisses. If you want a kiss which will last 2 seconds and no tongue she charges 35k. 

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LOVED UP!! : French Montana And Iggy Azalea Spotted Sharing Passionate Kisses

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37B02D2300000578-0-image-a-90_1472493488120_optIggy and Nick Young bowed out from their relationship about two months ago and already Izzy has the perfect rebound guy–none other than French Montana who warmed the bed of the famous Khloe Kardashian after she split from Lamar Odoom .
Iggy Azalea seems to have already moved on, as she was seen packing on the PDA with rapper French Montana on Sunday.

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DREAMS COME TRUE!! Adele Kisses A 21 Year Old Nigerian Guy On Stage

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a (3)_optDreams indeed do come true and one has materialised for one young guy who flew all the way from Nigeria to Canada,Vancouver to watch Adele perform— a true Adele fan I must say.
I am with no speck of doubt that thousands of people out there would relentlessly wish to fit their legs in this gentleman’s shoes even if it would leave them with a throbbing pain.

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