The Puzzlement : Jesus Has Done It Again… Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car!

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister. My future sister-in-law was twenty-two. She wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations…

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

But followed her… When we reached there, she undressed. I stood there for a moment, then remembered I had left something in the car. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards my car.

And Lo and behold, her entire family including my wife to be was standing outside clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test… we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family son.”

The moral of the story is… Always keep your condoms in your car…

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