search-icon

Zimbabwean Man Dies After Thirty Days Of Fasting Whilst Trying To Emulate Jesus’ Forty Day Fast

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ

A Zimbabwean man described as a staunch Christian has died after thirty days of fasting, whilst trying to emulate the 40 days and nights fasting Jesus Christ is alleged to have gone through in the wilderness.

The man, known as Khulu Reinfirst Manyuka (73), reportedly left his home for the wilderness, just as Jesus Christ apparently did. After thirty days, his family then heard the news of his death.

Read more

Judge Orders Man To Marry His Own Girlfriend Or Go To Jail: Easy To See Which Option He Chose

8497832_G
Josten Bundy and Elizabeth Jaynes

Well not everyone can get the champagne treatment from their judges after being hauled before court, but this 21 year old Texan did.

Arrested for a misdemeanor assault against his girlfriend’s ex, Josten Bundy was faced with a choice between two years probation or fifteen days in jail. Whilst it seemed a pretty straightforward choice, the probation had some unusual conditions attached.

Read more

Man Ends Up In Hospital After Trying To Take A Selfie With A Rattlesnake- Ends Up With $153,000 Hospital Bill!

At this point those who get harmed whilst trying to take a selfie need to get a citation for stupidity. When people have actually been killed trying these insane stunts, you would think others would take note. A San Diego resident, Todd Fassler, ended up in hospital after trying to take a selfie with a … Read more

Photos: South African Pastor Who Feeds Snakes To His Congregation Also Rides Some Of His Followers Like Animals

saaaa

How this guy manages to keep operating after all the press his antics has garnered, you should ask the hare brained people who keep going there to keep subjecting themselves to degradation; all in the name of God.

At this point everything that has to be said on the topic has been said already, so it seems futile to keep treading over old ground. If people do not get the harm of religion by now, they’ll never get it.

Read more

Woman Whose Husband ‘Vanished’ From Home Told It Is Because He Is A Ghost

  The propensity of the Ghanaian mind to go towards the metaphysical as the first point of call when dealing with any issue is, frankly, a marvel to behold- with that kind of mindset anything is possible, and it’s a recipe for being exploited. A township around Kumasi, known as Atonsu, is reportedly in a … Read more

WTF: Chilean Player Banned For Inserting His Finger Into Another Player’s Butt

WTF
WTF

Very, very strange things have happened on the pitch in the heat of a game, but poking someone in the butt is taking things to a whole new level.

Chilean defender Gonzalo Jara has been banned for the rest of the Copa America tournament after he poked a finger into Uruguayan forward Edinson Cavani’s butt.

Uruguay were taking on Chile in the quarter final of South America’s continental tourney when things got heated up towards the end of the game with Chile leading.

Jara and Cavani got into a scuffle, which somehow bizarrely led to the Chilean sticking his hand up Cavani butt. The forward turned angrily and lashed out at Jara, who fell down theatrically despite there being very little contact.

Read more

‘Chastity Belts’ On Sale In Kenya To Protect Men From Their Wives

Chasity Belt
Chasity Belt

You’re probably scratching your head, wondering if that headline shouldn’t read the other way round.

But no, it is exactly right- A sort of chastity belt, which covers the area of the male genitals and is locked with a padlock, is on sale in Kenya to protect men from their women.

Apparently, there has been an upsurge in cases of men getting their genitals chopped off by their partners during arguments, and this has developed as the response to it.

According to the Nairobi News:

“A men’s clothing shop in Nairobi has begun selling chastity belts that are secured with an iron padlock.

The belts have been designed to help men to protect themselves from being sexually harassed by their wives and are being sold for 2, 000 Kenyan Shillings ($20).

Read more

TV Presenter In Venezuela Takes Everything Off On Air To Celebrate Football Match Win

5352284491889_3970562258114.png

Latinos have some of the hottest ladies on the planet, no question. Couple that with little inhibitions and you have a bunch of ladies too hot to handle.

This Venezuelan tv presenter is certainly too hot to handle. She works for the TV staion ‘Desunado da noticia’ in Venezuala, and she had an unorthodox way of reporting the news of their shocking Copa America win over Columbia.

She stripped whilst giving the news, right on air.

Turns out this is quite what this station is known for. In preparation for the tournament, they released another video pledging to strip for every stage their team was able to progress past in the tournament. Talk about being motivated.

Check out the mind boggling video below… obviously NSFW. Let’s all root for great things to befall the Venezuelan team at the Copa America.

Read more

Don’t Do Drugs: Florida Woman Calls 911 To Complain That Her Dealer Took Her Money But Did Not Supply Her With The Marijuana She Requested

What else apart from being ‘high’ would convince you that something like this- calling the police to complain about a drug deal, is a good idea? Daneshia Heller, 19, of Fort Lauderdale, called 911 to complain that a man took $5 from her and promised to bring her marijuana, but then reneged on the deal. … Read more

Here Is The List Of The 7 Richest Black Pastors In The World

You cannot deny the power of the modern church to influence their congregants, and the biggest gripe non-religious people often have with religion is its ability to exploit whilst retaining a smug sense of moral superiority. Most of the pastors on this list have been embroiled in bitter controversy in the past, displaying traits unbecoming … Read more

A Woman Who Claims To Be A Feminist Had An Abortion Because She Was Having A Boy & Says ‘I Couldn’t Bring Another Monster Into The World’

WTF
WTF

Today, feminism means different things to different women—and to some women, being able to walk about n*ked is part of being a feminist as well as not shaving your armpit.

For this particular woman called Lana, being a feminist meant that she couldn’t bring another monster (a man) into this world so she aborted her baby who was a man. The logic is; she would have kept the baby if it was a girl…

Lana in an article wrote that when she was five months pregnant, she had envisioned giving birth to a baby girl. When the doctor told her she was having a boy, she had a meltdown.

“I was in shock, I started crying, weeping at the thought of what I was about to curse the world with,” Lana wrote.

Read more

Woman in Canada Leaves Husband’s Corpse in Room For Six Months Praying For Him To Resurrect

OMG
OMG

It takes a special kind of demented to go around a house for six months knowing full well there’s a decomposing body being housed in there. Yet that’s exactly what Kaling Wald, from Ontario, Canada, did as she kept her husband’s corpse whilst praying everyday he got revived like Lazarus.

CTV News reports her husband Peter was diagnosed of diabetes in March, but just like in the aftermath, Kaling’s ridiculous religious beliefs got in the way. His foot became infected, yet they refused to seek medical help, instead seeking solace in faith. Peter slipped into a coma and expired before the end of the month.

Still, she refused to accept defeat; and kept him in their apartment waiting for him to resurrect. She enlisted the help of their five kids, aged between 11 and 22 years old. Together with their housemates they prayed and waited for the glorious day when ‘Lazarus’ would emerge from his tomb.

Read more